Scene – October, early evening, sun just going down and about 70 degree’s. Me (Dingbat #1) the lately

discovered nudist detects that the timer driven outdoor lights did not go on because I ‘d forgotten to reset it.

Hmm, timer is outside in front of the home in a surburban neighborhood, no fences everywhere and I live in a cul de sac.

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Hmmmmmmm, fast look, no one around…hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…neighbors right next to me are gone, neighbors across the way live in their own back yard, as well as the other neighbors we don’t talk to…heck with it. It’s right outside the door, NO ONE is around I’ll only step outside real quickly, change the timer and no damage done right? Right.

Open door, step though, close door because inside lights are on and I really don’t need to provide a comprehensive shadow to my clueless(about my lifestyle anyhow) neighbors. Correct timer, lights will pop on in 5 min. Fantastic. Open the door…jiggle handle…jiggle handle furiously…devise swear words while feelings of overexposure place in.

Immediately look around while trying to remember if we actually bought the spare key and had the presence of mind to set in outside someplace for similar, but clothed crises. NOPE! Still on the counter. Amazing. Rapid mental review of open doors…back door, open…no fence surban setting, (did I mention I resided on the corner of the cul de sac?) to far to walk, garage car door closed but for , walk thru is split open.

The garage door is open. Fantastic. I will just quicly walk over that way and AS I TURN AROUND, my next door neighbors drive right up in the van AND my neighbors around the way who live in their own back yard walk by on the sidewalk with their dog.

Brilliant. “Um….hi?” said while doing my best run while not running into .

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